HI! welcome to random emoting, poetry, events, and useless information. Enjoy!

Wow could it be?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:31:17 GMT

I believe I just scored a job at a sweet new music venue/bar/restaraunt.
Perhaps my financial woes will at long last be relieved.
Ever been so overwhelmed you have a hard time knowing where to start? Yeah, I'm pretty much there but yesterday I played guitar by Lake Murray for a few hours to clear my head. It was nice.
This sobriety thing sucks and I think it's making me crazy..I'm trying to remember why I've put aside the grass and bottle for a while and I can't really think of a good reason other than getting a few ducks in a row.
Lets see how it pans out.
Ducks, Do your thing.

Watch TV, It cures thinking.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:36:05 GMT

I don't think it's healthy for a motherfucker to get in my personal life too deep.
In addition, I am NEVER on this thing.
Wow, occasionally staying optimistic sure has it's drawbacks.

sometimes, life can be grand.

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:14:00 GMT

I'm not one to brag..
but life is good.
Imagine dinner followed by a midnight hike up Cowels mountain. Imagine sipping a bottle of wine with your sweetie, sparking a bowl, and making sweet love to the sound of Kruder & Dorfmiester and crickets.
Perfect?
Damn near.

Songs?

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:11:10 GMT

I wonder if this will work

random, yes.

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:34:43 GMT

1.How many people have you kissed in this month?
this month..several.. (i should definitely settle down)

2. What's your middle name?
robert

3. Would you rather spend a whole day with your mom or your dad?
dad..

4. Where will you be 12 hours from now?
the beach.

5. Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated?
no. i fear only spiders and middle-aged kareoke.

7. Where's your boy/girl at?
i don't date transexuals. call me close-minded, but that's a deal-breaker.

8. Does anyone hate you for no reason?
probably, but I wouldn't know.

9. Can you make yourself cry?
with enough onions and "the notebook", yes.

10. How many hours of sleep did you get yesterday?
approximately four.

11. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
hell yes! haven't you seen "back to the future??"

12. Whats your favorite color?
darker blue, black, and red.

13. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
i don't think so.

14. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a J?
come to think of it, I have! "J's" have that whole kissing thing down pretty well.

15. Have you ever passed out?
I have never slept, i hear its rather nice. I just might give it a shot soon.

16. What are you doing tomorrow?
Sleeping in, calling relatives, eating raw fish, then the bonfire to end all bonfires!

17. Are you easily confused?
HUH?

18. Do you think you would make a good parent?
an excellent one

19. What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
even though i rarely indulge in it, give me the mint chocolate chip please.

20. What was your last place of employment?
Uncle Sam

21. Are you taller than 5'4"?
significantly

22. Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
stupid question.

23. Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Au Natural

24. What color are your socks?
kinda the same color as the skin that im wearing. translation: no socks.

25. Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it?
Ha! yes, to put it mildly, yes.

26. Do you fall for people easily?
quite the opposite.

27. Everything happens for a reason?
I wish it was that easy.

28. Have you ever dated someone more than once?
Yes, but i don't highly reccomend it.

29. Who all has texted you in the last 24 hours?
many a head.. lets see, jon, john, may, sara, amanda, pete, luis, bryan, jaymie. thats all!

30. Do you find members of the opposite sex confusing?
predictably random and excellent. (basically, yes!)

31. When is the last time you saw number 4 on your top friends?
hmmm.. brother been slackin'.. about a month.

32. What are you listening to right now?
from autumn to ashes.

33. How has the week been?
good/tolerable with some awesome mixed in.

34. Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't?
yes. duh. must i refer to "Liar, Liar" for examples???

35. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
hello, paparatzi, i decline to answer. the end.

36. Do you drink milk straight from the carton?
i have but its definitely not a habit.

37. Who knows a secret or two about you?
me, several homies, random fools, and my fam-fam.

38. How long is your hair?
perfect. thanks again Bob.

39. Who was the last person who told you they loved you?
ha, luis that crazy bastard.

40. Do you like anyone now?
yes. oh wait, besides myself? nevermind =)

41. When was the last time you lied?
that one time when i said i was interested in Greenpeace and wound up with a BS membership.

42. What did you have for breakfast?
grape nuts and honey.

43. Last thing you ate?
a pint of liquid dinner.

44. Whose house did you go to last night?
The Downtown Tower of X.. randomly.

45. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
HAH, not sweats, im going to leave it at that.

46. Do you like green beans?
i prefer aquamarine, but i'll settle for green on occasion.

47. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Buffalo Exchange.

48. Whats the first thing you notice on the opposite sex?
these are the traits I notice first and foremost. non-sluttiness, music adoration, smile/voice, sense of humor/good attidude, intelligence, and (yes i'm male)a decent bod.

49. Do you want someone you can't have?
dammit, yes. Joan Jett is into the ladies. my loss.

50. What color is your underwear?
as dark as my charred heart. ha.

51. Who would you like to see right now?
really, im thinking that if Janis Joplin appeared in my closet right now that'd be pretty nifty.

52. What did you wear to bed two nights ago?
something loomy and fruity. I think.

53. Who was the last person to disappoint you?
easy. Julia. laaaammeee.

54. Do you trust people?
until proven guilty.

55. Do you know what you want to do with your life?
yes.. i'm doing it to almost the extent i desire.

56. Has a friendship ended recently that you wish hadn't?
ummm.. i don't think so.

57. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you shower?
definitely not..why?

58. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?
i get beachy sometimes..ok, all the times.

59. When do you prefer to take a shower, morning or night?
when the stench becomes unbearable...

60. Next vacation you're going on?
snowboarding..

61. Can you watch scary movies alone?
It's almost better that way.

62. Do you want any piercings?
i've had enough.. i may get my nape perforated though.

63. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
generally out and about.. but home is lovely too.

64. What's the last compliment you received?
uhhhh.. earlier tonight a very inebriated girl said i looked like QUOTE "you rock" followed by "what are you drinking, sweetie?" (that was nice!) .. oh and another random guy named Chris said i was fucking cool and bought me yet another excellent free beverage. so hooked up, thank you BrickXBrick.

65. Where would you like to live?
with your mother. i hear rent is totally affordable.

66. When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
extremely so? hmmmm.. can't recall.

67. What's your worst habit?
smoking and talking too much.

68. Is there anyone you regret ever meeting?
yeah, that guy carrot top annoys the shit out of me. i wish we had never met.

69. On the opposite sex where do you like them to have piercings?
why yes, i do enjoy that. unless they have a dinner platter in thier lower lip like that thing i saw on national geographic, that's not exactly hot in my opinion.

70. Any new years resolutions?
spend less, eat better, new job, fall in love, and quit smoking. And they will all be accomplished too!

you know whats scary?

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 20:07:06 GMT

not halloween. heres what has me all freaked.
turning 23.. wow. when did i get old? i swear i have the same mentality i did at nineteen but apparently im not a reckless little kid anymore. i definitely need to get my life on track now, the fucking around needs to come to a permanent stop.
but it has been fun, and awesome along the way.
23, two weeks from now.
**SHUDDER**

the way i are.

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:54:30 GMT

personally, life could be better as always.. but i do have alot to be greatful after visiting all my distant family at my gparents 50th anniversary in Wisconsin. FIFTY years. wow I don't think that happens very often any more. but im glad i went.
yep, cheese, guns, 350 dollars in fireworks, and plenty of secret beer with the wayward uncles.. it was good.
in other news, i just got the number of the freaking sexiest bartender i've ever seen. She and I bullshitted about local music and classic rock for half an hour. wow. yeah im not going to crush like that last horrible loss of control i experienced but yeah that was cool. she thinks im too cool to ask for her number an i was actually thinking she's way the hell out of my league.. yeah MY league..as if i've met anyone i assumed that about in ages. ha. anyway.. no big deal and im probably a little buzzed which doesn't spell any sort of future at all.. but still, fun. yes. i've had a good day from wake up to pass out.

things

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:29:27 GMT

could definitely be better.
my crush from a few posts back was totally full of shit. im over girls, once again.
my job. im about to quit.
my friends.. some are genuine some are not, as usual.
my family.. ha what's family?
my personal life.. not too bad.. i keep my self entertained.
and apparently im popular shit at times.. so yay. im off to a party to laugh my over thinking mind into submision.
seems like a good plan.

friday..

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:49:46 GMT

This is pretty funny.

i am so stoked.. im going to get crazy in a sewer!
yeah punk bands playing in a hidden storm drain at an undisclosed location.
I've got a few friends going and my latest infatuation will be there.
I feel like an 8 year old before christmas! time is ticking by way too slow.
apparently AJ and i are going to wear wife beaters with the nipples cut out. should be interesting.

this sucks...

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:26:41 GMT

in the best way.
as if you couldn't tell by my last post im your average jaded 22 year old guy who really wants to find a girl I don't have to worry about all the time.
And wow, i am crushing way hardcore.. i mean shit, i went out with this gorgeous girl who has a sleeve and is about to join SG and loves a ton of the same random nerdy shit i do and im still staggering.
we didn't even fool around.
i just am so much more impressed than i have been by any girl ive dated in the last year or two.
yeah, even michelle...my last legit girfriend, didn't give me the butterflies in the 8 months we had like i got in that one night last night.

This girl's not the hottest thing i've ever seen, but who cares.. the "X factor" is so there. Besides, I think she's freaking sexy in a different way and that's all that matters as far as i care.

Its stupid and silly and totally 9th grade of me.. but i can't deny it, im a smiling fool who is totally crushing. (please note: this is extremely rare for me-i think it has happened maybe 4 times since i was 15)
ME. the cynical realist wannabe romantic in a world of broken hearts and manipulations.
Falling.
shit this is going to be ugly but i'm going to go for it.. i think i've spent too much of my life listening to bon jovi, bryan adams, scorpions, journey, chris isaak, and all those other great ballad artists.

because, after only one date and a few kisses accompanied with a total connection and alot of laughs i'm stupidly head over heals like I can't recall in over a dozen hookups and half-girlfriends like the one i just bitched about in my last post. this is so welcom for a change.

everyone at work was like "yeah i had that feeling once, that was 44 years ago with my wife"
shit no, im not a dumbass but im totally loving that I AM capable of falling stupidly for a girl i only know from a few hours of conversation. I guess its refreshing to know i do possess emotions that can still run wild and drag me with them.. and here i thought i was way too cynical for that sentimental shit.

I can't wait to watch transformers with her and then go to san diegos most secret and hallowed punk tradition.. Sewer Shows.. i've heard of these but they are always at 'undisclosed locations'
basically, its so underground, its actually fucking UNDER THE GROUND in a sewer system.
bring shitty shoes, a flashlight, liquor, and spray paint for tagging.
its going to be crazy im so stoked i finally landed a connect for one of these shows.
anyway, enough with my mushy shit, but you know, when you're happy, be happy.. dammit!
now if only i could sort out the next 3 years of my life a little better.. its a little scary.
whatev..
good night ya'lls .
-dan

this was fun.

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 20:28:12 GMT

So this one (totally crazy, somewhat promiscuous) girl im dating just called me finally after disappearing for a week. I'm all wondering what the crap happened are we not going out any more why don't you pick up your phone for a week straight? Turns out she went on a random road trip with some mysterious friends up to San Francisco.. she's having fun and she was wondering if i'll "wait for her". now, first of all, this is just a casual date.
we both agreed we don't want any exclusive serious, 'heavy', relationships right now. we're just dating. not exclusively i know.. because shit, i've accidently seen her making out with other dudes twice. so yeah she's definitely playing the field.
but hold on, she want's to know if ill "WAIT FOR HER". help. what the crap does that mean? Of course im going to wait for her.. im not going to drive up there. I'm also not going to cry myself to sleep and twiddle my thumbs in my room until she decides to come back down to san diego.
I'm just going to live my life exactly like i have been since before she went on a random road trip. I don't care. its awesome she's a free spirit and all. But i really hate being manipulated.. "wait for me" is totally a girlfriend kind of question. and i know for a fact she's seeing like 4 other guys. Nice try. I told her "wait for you? um, sure, why not? i'll wait for you to get back". because yeah, duh, im not going to jump forward in time till she returns. sigh. This freaking girl is bad for my longevity.
I need to find a simpler, pleasant girl with a love for music that can put up with me being a dork. That is my lifelong quest. i've been successful a few times.. but that has always resulted in heartbreak so far. meh. im an optimist and a romantic and i try to assume the best of people even if its foolish.
wow i forgot how much fun it is to rant on this thing. live journal rocks for that!

In other news. i partied with about 40 lesbians. .they were fun, friendly, butchy, and a blast. they told me many sex tips and schooled me in the ways of oral pleasure. ha ha getting trashed with lesbians is fun.. its awesome when you take the sex out of drunken encounters with girls for a change. i made some friends and that is always good. life is good.
-0dan0-

see advice below.

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 13:30:45 GMT

ha wow.

What ever the hell you do. DO NOT watch this video stoned out of your mind.

dont make the mistake that will last you a lifetime.

this video is such a fucking trip.

ok, watch it.

Summer fun..

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 13:02:54 GMT

so today was a typical san diego day for me.
beer, friends, surfing, beach, going home and sleeping right through 3 parties.
Getting a phone call at 3 in the morning from my friend who wants to steal her lingerie back from a jilted ex lover who stole it from her and she needed somebody to drive a getaway car.
natually, i volunteered.
I dressed up in total ninja gear and did the dastardly deed. totally sober. I can't for legal reasons discuss the details but wow, it was funny!
lighting off fireworks downtown in a ninja costume at 4 in the am and being chased by security. seems like something i could rationalize if i was drunk. i wasn't. well in summary, i was reminded that life is definitely fun sometimes. : ]

yeah, i think im crazy.... in a good way.

deftones..

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:57:23 GMT

Im so excited, deftones tomorrow at viejas.
if you know me, you know this is one of my absolute fave modern bands.. yet ive never seen them.
so yeah, stoked.
in other news, drugs are bad.
don't do 'em.
-dan

to fly.

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 20:40:39 GMT

is a dream every person has had.
falling is almost as good.
skydiving will change your life..you will never feel more free then when you are 2 miles above the earth with nothing around you but the open sky. scrimp, steal, save do what you must to save up the 180 bucks.. it's completely worth it.
wow.
I think i may even prefer it over sex.
maybe.
-

le update..

Sat, 05 May 2007 20:01:01 GMT

Lets see.. I've had a lot of things happen lately.

Last night, Softcore Porn on a Bigscreen, poker, and buzzed trampolining. Very immature and fun!

Day before that.. my dear sweet friend Harmony had a birthday.. it was good to see her and friends. for sure.

Oh yeah, and i got evicted. i got 25 days to move out of the house i've spent four years at. Great. I have no idea where im going to go. None.

I have too much shit i have to sell.. or give away.

I have too many bills i gotta find a new address for.

God damn this shit.. i have a neurotic roomate anyhow so im glad to move out i guess.

SO yeah if anybody knows anybody who is cool in the SD are and wants a roomate or wants to be a roomate.. please let me know.

In the mean time, I wish the best to you and yours.

jolly good laugh.

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:09:10 GMT

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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techno cat?

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:30:43 GMT

watch and learn...
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/techno_cat/
Invalid video URL.this cracked me up..getting down like only a feline can.

poot.

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:58:45 GMT

Life is like a snickers lately.. nutty and sweet at the same time. My job, relationships, personal dreams, and lifestyle have all been evolving. some may be for the better, some may not. I don't know why but im thinking of possibly moving to florida or utah because my job would pay me alot more. Like i'd be rich in utah. Rich like buy a house kind of rich. that would be sweet.

but i've honestly never really cared if i was rich or not. it'd be nice not to have to stress out about money, but i don't care if i ever make 6 digits. big deal. money corrupts, convolutes, confuses, and consumes. so in some ways the less of it the better i think.
in other news i cant wait in two weeks im going to finish up the tat on my arm.. its going to be excellent. ink is my new addiction. too bad its expensive.
maybe i'll hang out in an artsy part of town and ask for donations to the Dan's Ink, Inc. foundation for the betterment of tattoos. it could work for some quick cash. well see.
take it sleazy,
-Dan

GILF

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:42:55 GMT

last week i met this 45 year old lady at jury duty. i didn't think much of it until she gave me her number, looked me up and down, and said "call me, you won't regret it". I was like, "uhh..ok, well yeah thanks"
and then she left and said 'I'll miss you"
wow, lady, wow!
where the fuck did that come from??!?!
I was really caught off guard, i mean, shit we were only discussing how her son likes to play paintball and making fun of some wierd guy and then BAM! I wasn't really thinking sex at all. hahaha i just laughed and tossed the number once she left.
people are funny sometimes.

once upon a time.

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:22:47 GMT

Last night at 3 am i got into a crazy car accident and i lost my phone too. It wasn't me driving, and it wasn't my car. but i will say that i am both extremely lucky and greatful to be alive.

You know how they say you shouldn't drink and drive? yeah well getting into the car with someone who's plastered has the same warning associated with it. The thing is, the worst you imagine happening is someone getting a DUI.. not true!

try totalling a car against a residential brick wall at 65 mph and everyone in the car blacking out. without going into too much detail, thats what happened to me. I'm giving some guy who found my phone 100 bucks tomorrow and im getting it back so i'll likely be giving everybody a call and just feeling stoked to have you as a friend and stuff.

Seriously, i am not too stoked to be driving right now..and i definitely am knocking off the partying. uh-huh.

Be safe everyone. really.

The little survey that could.

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:04:32 GMT

50 ODD Things about you!
If you opened this, FILL IT OUT!
Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!
These are gay. oh well.. deal with it.

1. Height?
6'1"

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
smoked? haha no. i haven't SMOKED heroin.

3. Do you own a gun?
yes. come see my gun show. i hope you got tickets.

4. A night in or a night out?
depends on the night and the company.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
nervous, no. bored, yes.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
they can work wonders at baseball games and bbq's, otherwise not super keen. Please see below

7. What's your favorite Christmas song??
carol of the bells.. anything by trans-siberian orchestra.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
oj.

9. Can you do push ups?
yes. i have arms. last time i pulled off 45 in a row. whew!

10. Is your bathroom clean?
hardly perfect.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
my ear spikes.. (all six of them)

12. Do you like painkillers?
yeah.

13. What is your favorite breed of dog?
pugs, bulldogs, and just awesome-behaving dogs in general.

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
huh? whats the question?

16. Must have product?
biosilk. or fructis. haha product. so metro.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1 raining is nice. especially with MEWITHOUTYOU playing in the background.
2 Damn im lame for filling this out.. thnx Carrie!
3 I should read, play keyboard/guitar/ps2, or watch futureweapons and then pass the fuck out(PTFO).

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
1 Fish and Champagne and vita-supplements at henry's.
2 Mp3/Video Player for fun and fucking off at work with.
3 Fucking awesome junk at the dollar store and Spencers(thanks for the hookup Katie Cope!)

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
(vita) water
orange juice
alchohol+beer of all sorts

22. Current worry?
legal shit, girl shit, money shit, family shit. in that order.

23. Current hate?
The last cop i saw. he should be shot on duty.. no joke.

24. Favorite place to be?
I got a lot.. prolly the beach or where the music is or RHPS or sushi or cozy on a sofa or at home or out with friends.. i don't really have a specific favorite.

25. How did you bring in the New Year?
fucking shitty trip to the ER

26. Where would you like to go?
Canada, Hawaii, Kuwait, Europe, Switzerland, new york, to bed, etc.

27. Do you own slippers?
nope, well kindof they're shoes i think.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
a supa-comfy shirt that just says "metal" and a wife beater underneath.

29. Do you burn or tan?
both man, both.

30. Favorite color(s)?
your face. and blue.

31. Would you be a pirate?
no. pirates would be me.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
meatloaf+air supply

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
coyotes, monsters/devils, black widows.

35. What's in your pockets right now?
change, a knife, an LED/laser pen, and my mojo.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Kait's link to a video of faded foolishness.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
dinosaurs of course

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
hard to say.. probably my concussion/amniesia.

39. Are you happy?
generally

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2

41. Who is your loudest friend?
me

42. Who is your most silent friend?
ha ha ha harmony

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
c'mon, who doesn't?

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
thats gay, and yes.

45. What is your favorite book?
right now, INTENSITY by Dean Koontz also DIARY by Chuck Palahniuk

46. What is your favorite candy?
airheads/skittles/snickers mmmm.. also truffles.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
nothing else matters by Metallica

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
hmmm.. toughy. i don't care. maybe "video killed the raidio star" or "return of the Mac"

49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Either working or drunk+stoned off my ass... depending on if thats midnight or noon.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
fuck! im late!

oh what a feeling.

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 00:29:12 GMT

got my car all shiny and neat on the inside.. all by my self. it sparkles!
In other news I just finished debating the legalization of Marijuana..i was on the pro side...and i kicked ass in front of my whole class. fun stuff. Also, i have been very oversexed as of late so thats definitely keeping my spirits up. Now to come up with some Cmas money.. hmm. tough one.
-Dan

I may not be qualified for "Top Chef"..

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:41:05 GMT

..But i did just make a mean nachos.. and before that a sandwhich with ALL the fixin's. Yeah so what, I'm a bachelor and it works for me. I really feel like a warm cup of coffee and a smoke. mmm. yeah life is good. now to curl up and watch Wizard of Oz and read my novel, Slaughterhouse Five. Finals can't bring me down.

it just keeps gettin' better.

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:53:27 GMT

a van full of strangers arrives at my house and begins yelling in my parking lot. there is swearing and drama. this is way too jerry springer-esque for my liking. no vagina is worth this shit. period(.)
I cannot believe drama like this is capable of unfolding in my life..time to sever some ties.
-Dan